Americans Shut Out at World Finals

Perhaps America's foreign policy has finally caught up to her. Though three contenders from the US participated in this year's Air Guitar World Championship, none came in the top 5. I, myself, came in 8th.

The winner was The Destroyer, from Holland, who pretended to be a robot. The future of air guitar is clearly more about artifice than rock and roll.

Nonetheless, we continue to rock in the free world...what's left of it!

C.C. Deville Forced to Air Guitar to Get Into a Party

"Don't you know who I am, mutherfucker?!"

Air Guitar is useful for so many things. Next time you can't get into a Stuff party in Las Vegas, just show them some licks and say you're an aging rock star...

Are Asians Naturally Better at Air Guitar?

Guess we'll find out in Finland next week. In the meantime this guy postulates...

LA Weekly Coverage of LA Competition

A decent piece tells the tragedy of my defeat.


But don't answer yet -- Bjorn heads to Finland August 22nd... the rematch is set.