Air Guitar is Not a Crime

The city of Ojai briefly banned air guitar in a public park:



But as this article states:

Joe DeVito, another city council member, said he would not support a ban on air guitar, much to the relief of air guitarists across the valley.
“This is the first time I have ever heard of air guitar,” said DeVito, “but if anyone wants to sit around, anywhere, playing air guitar, I can’t imagine anyone denying them that right.”

The Wiitar

Ok, some dork has figured another technological "alternative" to the air guitar. Using the Wii remote controls, he's hacked himself a virtual air guitar (albeit with lame, MIDI Christmas music).



When will these people learn that technology will never replace the air?

As Marx wrote in the Communist Manifesto, "All that is solid melts into air."

Björn on USA Network...

Even my shrink saw me. Apparently he watches reruns of Law and Order on the USA Network. (Did I just broach my doctor/patient confidentiality agreement?)

Yes...in this segment I subliminally attempt to pimp Visine and a Jeep while teaching one-hit wonders Evan and Jaron how to air guitar.

I have truly sold out.

I'm sorry.

If it's any consolation, they paid me nothing.